How Would Your Character............?

@stomp: absorb them. Simple and efficient

@darkchild:

You're supposed to add another hypothetical to the end of your post lol

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HWYC react to getting a really really bad haircut?

Probably laser the barber's hands off or some s**t like that.

HWYC react to being in the worst possible Olympic event for them?

He would never admit there was something he couldn't do, so basically he would fake it as long as he could, while basking in the glory!

HWYC react to begin mobbed my adoring fans?

Jack doesn't have fans, and if he was mobbed he would jet away as fast as he could!

HWYC react to camping in the woods for a week without any electronics?

It's doable, but not preferred.

HWYC react if Apes tried to take over the world?

Steel Jaw X would do what he has already done to countless worlds, invade it with the steel jaw army and have them kill as many organics as possible before wiping out all organic life using the anti life ray. He wouldn't even care if the planet's leading power are apes.

HWYC react to Steel Jaw X's invasion of Earth with his massive Steel Jaw Army? Note that the Super hero Girls will not be there to help you.

Jack would fight against it, until the end!

HWYC react to having their home getting burned to the ground, with all your personal stuff inside?

Grant would be outraged, and demand revenge on the one that burned it down!!

HWYC handle a crooked cop?

Run like hell from them!

HWYC react to indirectly causing the death of another human being?

It would spin him into a spiral of guilt, that he would need therapy to get over it.

HWYC react to crapping in there pants, in public?

He would vanish away every trace of it and never speak of it again!

HWYC react to a power outage across the entire city, lasting over 6 hours?

If it happened on Melton and it interfered with the steel jaw factory and steel jaw military operation, Steel Jaw X would order that power be restored at once.

HWYC deal with an EF5 tornado.

Stay out of it's path.

HWYC react to someone else with your look and better skills or powers?

Steel Jaw X would take out the imposter before it attempts to do something like take over the Steel Jaw Army.

HWYC deal with Darkseid.

Avoid at all costs, but if necessary he would create a bubble inside his throat until he passes out!

HWYC react to someone stealing your wallet?

KILL THEM, then take their wallet!

HWYC react if their 10 year old son was failing in school?

He would go above and beyond to help him do better?

HWYC react if you learned that Jason Voorhees was alive and hiding somewhere nearby at Camp Crystal Lake?

I don't know, go find him and try to stop him!

HWYC react if your neighbor was a crazy Karen?

File several Restraining Orders.

HWYC react to going bald?

Very poorly since they adore their hair.

HWYC react to winning the lottery but then had to pay 90% of it in taxes?

First he would try legal trickery to keep the full amount, if not it would not be a huge concern as he is very wealthy.

HWYC react if someone killed your dog?

Steel Jaw X wouldn't care. In fact he would like it as it's 1 less organic life form in the universe.

HWYC react to Optimus Prime saying At the end of this day 1 will stand 1 will fall to you.

They would be confused and cock their head to the side while giving a puzzled frown.

HWYC react if a Giant indestructible floating sentient hammer kept chasing and trying to smash them to smithereens?

Steel Jaw X would contain it and use it as a weapon for his next invasion.

HWYC deal with an EF5 tornado?

Bunker down and wait until it passes!

HWYC survive being lost alone in the desert, without the ability to fly or run away?

Keep walking through the pain until he reaches salvation!

HWYC relax after a busy week?

By playing a nice game of Modern Warfare 3!

HWYC react if the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles were real and loved in the sewer closest to them?

Let them live their life and keep them at a distance!

HWYC when your mother passes away? (Natural Causes)

Kenny would be an emotional wreck. He would cry if he could produce tears.

HWYC stop a runaway train?

With a blast of green energy, that would slow it down!

HWYC handle a hostage negotiations, where a crazed man is holding a gun to a woman's head?

Conjure two Hellish fly's with teeth coated in a disease that induced instant paralysis. Have the fly's sneak in where one enters the barrel of the gun to block the exit of the barrel with its super durable body and the other bites the neck of the crazed man paralyzing him.

HWYC react to a crazed fan that wants to marry them?

HWYC react to Darkseid vs Steel Jaw X?

Let them fight while eating popcorn. Looser she resurrects and makes her undead servant.

HWYC react if their life force was tied to the amount of Klondike bars they ate in a day?

Naturally he would be eating Klondikes to stay alive, but he would also search the world for a cure.

HWYC react to, due to a storm, all power goes out in your home for 24 hours and you are trapped inside?

It would be rough, But Evan would either drink, workout or just sleep until the power came back!

HWYC react to a really really bad sunburn?

You have to throw Steel Jaw X directly into a sun before he'd even start to melt. And after that he'd have a new body built that's far more heat resistant so such a thing wouldn't happen again.

HWYC Deal with a flirty Wonder Woman?

Ride her all night long.

HWYC react to meeting the Devil?

Considering she is the Goddess of Death and ruler of Hel/Nifleheim, I think she would react to an awe and pleasureful manner towards Lucifer.

HWYC react to seeing his arch-enemy get bullied by other villains?

Sit back and enjoy it. Plus if anyone else was around he would make wages on how the fight would go.

HWYC react to the paparazzi following you where ever you go and taking pictures non stop?

Kenny Would hate it, In his eyes he's not being filmed because he is famous, he is being filmed because he is a freak.

HWYC react If he/she We're being arrested for being drunk in public

Protest it heavily, Max does not drink, and if he did he would never drive under the influence! If that doesn't work he would take it to court!

HWYC react to having a cold? A 24 hour cold complete with chills and a fever?

He would be a little curious as he has a healing factor.

HWYC react to losing your cell phone, with all your personal numbers in it?