Ask King Saturn Anything?

Because the man is too shy and humble to do this himself, On this particular day I have created this thread to honor him.

So go ahead and ask away, he is eager to answer your questions.

Just keep them clean and obey the rules of Comic Vine!

Have Fun!!

@king_saturn how many chicken legs do you think a chicken could eat?

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How has your day been?

@king_saturn do cows drink milk?

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How high can you count?

@king_saturn why are cookies called cookies and bacon called bacon if you cook bacon and bake cookies?

@king_saturn How do you feel about the current geopolitical circumstances of the southern border of Argentina?

@king_saturn: What’s your favorite animal?

At least Two Legs. If it's Popeyes Chicken, make it Three.

Strange. Not too many Pranks have been Pulled yet.

They do. They like our Goat Milk a lot. Heh Heh.

Both items are probably invented by People in the South. It's why we call it a Toothbrush instead of a Teethbrush down here. We don't always use the logical conclusion.

154 Unsexagintillion Units

I did not know Argentina was having problems. Is The Orange Titan messing with the People of Argentina ?

It's either the Orangutan, Panda Bear or Elephant. Probably the Orangutan.

@king_saturn: Would you like to request an Oddity Ark on one of those?

@king_saturn how old will a 10 year old be if they were 9 in 2014 but they lied about being 9 so they're 7 but actually time traveled 2 years and is stuck in the future but they know that they disappear when they turn 19?

Yes, a request for the Orangutan.

I think they are 16 years old now. If you are 7 in 2014 that means you were born in 2007 (possibly 2006). If you time travel 2 years into the future that's still 7 years old in 2016. So 7 years old in 2016 and then add 9 years to get to current 2025 means they are 16 now. They got until 2028 until they disappear. I guess The Terminators will be full operational by then.

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If a farmer has 30 cows and 28 chickens, How many didn't?

@king_saturn if I juggled 4 balls per day for exactly 3 hours each time, how many balls would I have juggled in 2 years, 8 months, and 14 days after?

@king_saturn: What kind of cereal does Goat Milk taste best with?

@king_saturn: Also, what would your GOaT Milk commercial be?

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If a bear with no nose craps in the woods, does it stink?

Not that I know of. Just curious if you had any prevailing thoughts on the matter.

@king_saturnWhen did the bisector of the photosynthesis meet the angle inorderto get 14 toenails to obtain a poop server?

0. They all did because the Farmer had them all.

Earth Years or Saturn Years ?

Corn Pops and Fruity Pebbles

There is a Milk Commercial where a Man dies and goes somewhere there are Infinite Cookies and a Fridge with Infinite Milk Cartoons that are Empty implying he went to Hades. That's It.

Yes It Stinks but It Does Not Smell. Heh Heh.

The Gangadiddle shows up and gives The Angle a Poop Server for 10 Toenails and 4 Tools.

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Why is it you Park in a Drive way, but drive around in a Parking lot?

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Who mind you who was the referee of the new zealand heavyweight fight in 1726.

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OHHHH I'm sorry! Times up! So you must pay the penalty.

In my hand i hop 2 buzzers. you must press 1.

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What question can you never answer yes to?

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What is the one word you can not spell?

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I'm in french class and I just got written up for telling a kid to sthu but with a f. In my defense, he was fake coughing loudly and I couldn't hear my instructor. Also, my b-days tmmrw!

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How many times have you read the words, how many times, in this question about how many times, that I am asking about how many times?

@king_saturn: What are your thoughts on utility or futility of carrying around a tactical spork?

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If Batman calls his car the Batmobile

and his signal the Batsignal

what does he call his Batteries?

@king_saturn: What's your favorite fighting game ever?

Who's your favorite fighting character ever?

Which are your top 3 MK games ever?

What do you think about gators?

Would you ever pet a gator for a million dollars, all you have to do it touch his head(and survive of course)?

Which are your top 5 favorite sports?

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How many elephants do you own?

Slow People Inventors Logic ?

I was the Referee for that Heavyweight Fight.

Would you like a Hot Dog ?

Spottie Ottie Dopa Licious

1. I think Fact is a French Word so not sure why your Instructor was so Mad. Also, you are lucky your Birthday is tomorrow instead of today. It would suck to be born on April Fools Day. Too many Pranks.

Roughly 12 times.

I would say the utility of having something that can be an eating utensil and a weapon is always a plus.

Probably Bat Power Cells.

1. Mortal Kombat X

2. Scorpion

3. MK X, MK 11, MK Trilogy (this changes quite a bit though)

4. They eat a lot of People in Florida. They also have one of Sports Colleges in the US.

5. Probably Not.

6. American Football, Ice Hockey, Baseball, Basketball, Boxing

Zero. I do know a few Elephants at the Zoo though.

@king_saturn: Oh nice.

Who is your least liked character in MKU?

Have you ever tasted Gator meat?

Do you like cap guns?

Have you ever shot a slingshot?

If you could turn into an animal at will like an animality, which animal would you choose?

@king_saturn: Some very funny answers here, You are a boss at this!

How did you learn to be so funny?

@king_saturn how can I be buff like you?

Do you like pickles?

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If you were the opposite sex, would you be pretty or handsome?

1. You mean the Mortal Kombat universe as a whole ? Probably Sheeva.

2. Nah. Too exotic.

3. I used to have Cap Guns as a Kid. They were fun.

4. Tried to. I suck at it.

5. Panda Bear

I think I inherited "Funny" from the Great Goats of Old.

Lots of Jogging, Roast Beef Sandwiches, and Spinach.

Nope. I never have like Pickles since I was a Kid and my Uncle had us Mow his entire Lawn and he gave us a Dill Pickle and a Flat Soda as payment. Never forgot it and I have hated Pickles ever since.

Probably Pretty, but I would strive for Handsome just for the Kicks.

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Is your uncle the best?

Depends on which Uncle. Some were Cool. Some were...

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What sound describes you best?

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Do you remember back when I used to make all kinds of Wally Flash debates?

Flash vs Odin or Flash vs Squirrel Girl?

@king_saturn: What is the most unusual food combination you eat?

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Are you ever afraid that there are invisible people around you all the time, just watching you?

Harmonica sounds

I actually forget sometimes I was active in the Battle Threads. Flash fan I see eh ?

Boiled Shrimp and Fudge Royal Ice Cream

Nah. I am actually used to them now. I call them "Those People Over There". Sometimes I even talk to them.

@king_saturn: What are your top 5 video game soundtracks?