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@beatboy: "No, no immediate danger," Saffron sighed, almost wishing for an electro-magnetic pulse to shut down all of the laptops and cell phones in the coffee shop or for the Andromedin Assassin's Gu...
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Saffron, a la AI.@beatboy: "Oh, thank goodness! Professor B, really, I need your school more to learn the customs of this planet than how to control my abilities. My people spend much of their lives h...
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@king_saturn: Yam.
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@beatboy: On her homeworld, Saffron was regarded as a folk hero and could count on support in places where she least expected it. She had slipped the bonds of indentured servitude and earned a positio...
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@king_saturn said:She looks GoodDumb as a post.
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@beatboy: SPOILER
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@king_saturn: Missä koulu on?
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@arctika: Organ harvesting.
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@arctika: Pigeons.
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@darklordqimir: I tried to help you out, but because I don't really know anyone here, I'm not getting any responses. Good luck, sir.
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Me: "Hi, can I get a tall chai tea latte with oatmilk?"Saffron: "There's no such thing as oatmilk."Me: "No, there is. It's right there on your menu. See?"Saffron: "Must be a typo. Oats are not mammals...
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@adela_roth:Caller: "Ah, hello? I am marooned on one of your lovely, polluted landmasses and some kind of technocrat who insists on something called oatmilk in his coffee told me that I should go to H...
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*Saffron's real name is unpronounceable, not following the phonological rules of any language on Earth. **Stellar cartography is less complicated to her than operating the bloody French press in the j...
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