Revenge by accidental insertion of a long hot metal rod into the perpetrator's rectum. Bonus points if it reaches all the way up to the mouth.
Some dude scratches your car with a key.
It is generally recommended to insert a cow's horn partially into the rectum in question, then to introduce the carefully red-hot iron bar through the inside of the horn. There are no external traces and the result is much cleaner.
OT: Revenge by gouging out his eyes with my own key.
Revenge by accidental insertion of a long hot metal rod into the perpetrator's rectum. Bonus points if it reaches all the way up to the mouth.
Some dude scratches your car with a key.
It is generally recommended to insert a cow's horn partially into the rectum in question, then to introduce the carefully red-hot iron bar through the inside of the horn. There are no external traces and the result is much cleaner.
It's kinda hard to do that accidentally, but okay.
OT: The guy is gonna drown in piss.
A hot girl hits your car and gets away with it when you're not around, but you find out who she is and where she is.
I'll forgive dad but I'll be very annoyed with him for a long time before I calm down.
A politician called Mr. Bean gave an idea to all the countries in the world and all the governments liked this idea and all the countries passed this new law. This new law says that Coca-Cola is banned in the world and that only Pepsi is allowed in the world. This new law also says that only females are allowed to drink the Pepsi and not males. This law is irreversible and all police officers have to enforce it and the judges cannot do anything about it.
You are the referee in a football game and Emile Heskey accidentally slide tackles into you and seriously injures you. To make up for the injury, he gives you one of his signed football shirts and he gives you his autobiography which has the title 'Greatest Football Player of All Time, Life of Emile Heskey (foreword by KSI)'.
Mike Tyson is angry and drunk. He has bashed your car with a baseball bat. He has eaten all the food in the fridge. He has damaged all your furniture and the sofa. He has broken the toilet and the shower. He has stolen all your clothes. He has damaged your telephone landline. He has removed your account from ComicVine. He has been doing Yoga with your spouse.
You're back in high-school taking a test, when some random other student starts cheating off you. The teacher doesn't care who did what and you both fail!
What are your choices for both the other student and the teacher?
You're back in high-school taking a test, when some random other student starts cheating off you. The teacher doesn't care who did what and you both fail!
What are your choices for both the other student and the teacher?
Revenge - I will improve and beat him in at least one activity.
Your friend climbs on top of a school roof and finds tennis balls lying around and decides to start chucking them at you as a joke, but one of the tennis balls hit your nose and your nose starts leaking nonstop, so you need to wash or wipe it, but there are no tissues or water nearby and the closest washroom is a 10 minute walk away.
Your family friend gets redirected to a porn site when trying to hack a game and gets caught by his dad, so to save his own ass, he uses your name and says you sent the link to him when you actually didn't. (remember, he's your family friend, which means his dad and your dad are friends)
Your friend buys the last of an important shopping item (food, baby formula, toilet paper, etc.) for you with your own money but ends up giving it to a homeless person instead
Another country nukes close to your hometown, not enough to effect the town itself but enough to make it basically impossible to travel outside of it in a certain direction
Your girlfriend and your best friend get into an argument with your girl being the one clearly at fault, but she still ends up slapping your best friend and your best friend slaps her back with full force.
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